if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
no the instructions weren’t clear enough my dick got caught in the ceiling fan
(Source: jellyworld, via crowley-and-the-demon-squad)
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
(Source: isaacedlahey, via br3athl3ss-d3light)
